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Reel Me In (2/?). Ten/Rose, Donna, AU after 4x07. Previous parts here.
"I knew you’d come back!" the woman said, pulling away. "Told Pete, I did, I said, 'Mark my words, Pete, he’ll find a way back to her' – but look, you’ve parked in front of the refrigerator!"

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TITLE: The Universe and You
CHARACTERS: Sheldon/Penny
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Set before "A Day in the Life." Penny thinks Sheldon is asexual. Sheldon begs to differ.
NOTES: For irrel, who requested in sheldon_penny's Adopt-a-Bunny post "a fic about Sheldon getting fed up with Penny always treating him like he's asexual and trying to show her just how wrong she is." The idea kind of grew out of control, but here it is — let's see if it's worthy of the FMA porn icon! Beta-read by the incomparable htbthomas.

(By the way, would anyone be interested if I made a fanmix out of all the music that goes with this series? I've expanded from BNL and the Beatles, and I'd be happy to make a soundtrack page or the like.)

Outtake | The Universe and You | A Day in the Life | Life, in a Nutshell (Pt 2) (Pt 3) | Interlude | Life after Causal Relations | The Role of a Lifetime

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If someone made a list of reasons why I should not be taken seriously, somewhere between #1 ("Not-so-secretly addicted to RuPaul's Drag Race") and #832 ("Makes critical decisions based on the outcome of a twenty-sided die") would fall #245 ("Comes straight home and gets on tweendom_anon to look for 17 Again prompts").

Today is a #245 day.

I do have serious things I'm working on. Or sort of serious things. BBT things, anyway. irrel's prompt has somehow turned into a Penny & Sheldon's first time fic set before "A Day in the Life." (...Which sort of shows you where my head has been lately.) Of course, if anyone wants to wring more Mike/Scarlet out of me...

TITLE: Touch and Go
CHARACTERS: Mike (Mark)/Scarlet
RATING: NC-17
NOTES: Follows Highway to the Danger Zone and Overdrive, except probably not as well written, because my brain is in fail mode. For this prompt:

17 Again, Mark/Scarlet, with Mark being on the more rough/dom side. Scarlet can either think it's just Mark or know it's Mike, either is fine.

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TITLE: Your Endgame Must Be Suicide (2/3)
CHARACTERS: Sheldon/Penny
RATING: R
NOTES: The comic book referenced is Invincible Iron Man vol. 1 #172. It's worth googling for a laugh; the cover really does look like Marvel Comics meets Gone with the Wind by way of Queer as Folk. Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins inspired Penny's backstory (kudos if you guess the song!). Sheldon quotes Ranier Maria Rilke's "Pietà." As always, this sits firmly in the realm of experiment.
SUMMARY: AU. She was twenty-one and gorgeous when she transferred to Professor Cooper's class.

Prelude | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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TITLE: Your Endgame Must Be Suicide (1/3)
CHARACTERS: Sheldon/Penny
NOTES: AU, based on this ficlet written for the kink meme. I am capable of lurking in a fandom for only so long before I crank up the Rilo Kiley and write strange and twisted things. I'm not sure if this works or not, though, so call it an experiment?
SUMMARY: She was twenty-one and gorgeous when she transferred to his class.

Prelude | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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TITLE: None; we'll call it "Doctor Sheldon Cooper FTW!" for archival purposes.
CHARACTERS: Sheldon/Penny
RATING: R/NC-17 for sexuality
NOTES: Reposted here no-longer under f-lock for posterity's sake and so I have proof that I actually wrote SHELDON COOPER HAVING SEX OMG. For the Sheldon/Penny kink meme.

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TITLE: Thimblerig (1/2)
CHARACTERS: Ten/Rose
SUMMARY: The Doctor attempts life as a househusband, grows a TARDIS, eats makeup, admits to liking cats, waxes about Lovecraft, and neglects to tell Rose something fairly important. A post-Journey's End fix-it story.
NOTES: I owe an enormous thank you to cytherea999, who graciously agreed to beta read for a complete newbie to the fandom. The red TARDIS was inspired by a panel in Buffy: Season Eight. Magrathea, Oglaroon, and many of my other throwaway references were lifted directly from that wholly remarkable book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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Responses to the timestamp meme; feel free to wander over and request something.

For duchessa; "You Can't Break That Which Isn't Yours," sometime before the story.

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For cageyklio; "The Role of a Lifetime," six months before Cassie's birth.

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TITLE: Life, in a Nutshell (3/3)
CHARACTERS: Sheldon/Penny
NOTES: Thanks to htbthomas for beta-reading this and sticking with me to the end...and for her perfect Spider-Man reference! ;D
SUMMARY: Penny laughs, cries, shrieks, smiles, and takes the theater world by storm. Sheldon watches Firefly. Leonard gambles. The world starts to look up.

Outtake | The Universe and You | A Day in the Life | Life, in a Nutshell (Pt 2) (Pt 3) | Interlude | Life after Causal Relations | The Role of a Lifetime

And some images that might enhance your reading experience: one | two | three.

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TITLE: Life, in a Nutshell (2/3)
CHARACTERS: Sheldon/Penny
NOTES: I owe a debt of gratitude to htbthomas for beta reading this part - thanks so much for your help! - and to znuese for reminding me of Penny's astrological sign.
SUMMARY: There are many things that Sheldon understands. Love is not one of them.

Outtake | The Universe and You | A Day in the Life | Life, in a Nutshell (Pt 2) (Pt 3) | Interlude | Life after Causal Relations | The Role of a Lifetime

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